Hey everyonby come by the Water StreetBerwery tonoght after the US open woman's final match at ten or so and celibrate my artshow, and maybe well ever march over the pedestran bridge over to the JS bldg and hoot and hollar in my honor or somethig after druninking a few MOJITOS whioch is my favorite driink lately after that Miami Vice movie becasue of whne ethen hawk says, "Ive got a powerful thurst for mojitos." I just LOVED that! Oh yeah, and taling abot miami vice, my other vice is the WEISS beer here at that WSB, partly because its right downstares from where I live, as you know, and I wake up in the mornign to the smwll of fementaion! (or is that just my old sockes?) Anyuway I was here lsat night talkign to this hot chick (forgot yourname, baby, sorry)and she shaid I liek the rassbaerry wiess beer but like with the W, like the notere dame coach, and I said oh, yeah, so do I, like it really goes well with MRS. WEIESS's NOODLES, you knjow? and of course she didt even get the joke or laught or anyuthig, she being to young even to remember MRs. Weisses noodle. They let some real YOUNG KIDS in the bars these days! So anyways, yeah, come down to the bar and say HI, I'll be the only guy there whose not a total ASSFACE.
